How to know if you are a good mom/dad (Checklist)

1.  Always having goldfish, cheerios or some other variation of snacks in your purse
2. Extra diapers/ clothes stashed in the car, purse 
3. Placing your daughters barrette in your hair so they don't get lost 
4. One foot of random socks in your pocket 
5. Wondering why is the smell of poop following you around and realizing that you missed a spot and now its on your favorite jeans/sweats.
6. You smell like puke and you really don't care
7. You have a big snot mark on your sleeve or trousers because your honey just kissed you goodbye but your late for work and there is no time to change.
8. Standing in line in the grocery store looking for your credit card, to realize that  someone was playing with your purse/wallet and you forgot to put your cards back in 
9. Having your kids puke all over you and you find it hilarious 
10. Looking at your kids sleeping and knowing that they are the best thing that could have happened to you.